The Perks of Being Married

Getting married was the best thing I ever did…

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for my gums.

I cannot lie to my partner when they ask if I’ve flossed. So, I floss. We ask each other. We keep each other accountable for our flossing.

Once I did lie, and I was caught, because he had used the last of the floss earlier. Busted. Also, don’t lie to your spouse. Unless it’s about a surprise party. And if it is, the theme probably should not be oral care.